08 May, 2006

Fun with Robots.

So, ocassionally you run into bots on the net that are just selling stuff. The most fun ones for this are the bots that are on IM. Here is a recent conversation I had with one of these bots. I knew full well the whole time it was a bot. So I went in with smart ass intentions.

RobGDietz3: Hola.
Natty4u212: Hey, Who is this? :-)

Auto response from RobGDietz3: Am I actually going to take a nap?!?!?

RobGDietz3: Rob...you messaged me on MySpace.
Natty4u212: Oh hey babe i loved your myspace profile. I was hoping you would message me. Was not sure if you had AIM though.
RobGDietz3: Nope, I do.
Natty4u212: Listen hun, I'm just about to start my webcam show with my roomate Tiffany, it's eaiser for me to chat ya in my chat room if u wanna log in? can u cum watch and chat me there?
RobGDietz3: I don't know...
RobGDietz3: I'm not sure about "bad" things.
Natty4u212: I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-RobGDietz3: But I barely know you.
RobGDietz3: Think I'm going to go take a nap.
Natty4u212: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" and that section is 100% free... let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it's you babe! natalielove.slickcams.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
RobGDietz3: What about my nap?
Natty4u212: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-X
RobGDietz3: What my nap?
RobGDietz3: Why would anyone care.
RobGDietz3: ?
RobGDietz3: If they want to take a nap, no one is stopping them.
Natty4u212: OH SHIT.. k I'm late to start my show, I gotta get off AIM...I'll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember to just click on the "webcams" button, thats FREE... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it's you
RobGDietz3: But this is AIM. You won't know my MSN name.
Natty4u212: Auto Response: I am SOOO wet oh my god! Just in my cam show now with Beth and Melissa.. Click the link to come watch natalielove.slickcams.com :-)
RobGDietz3: I'm going to cry.